Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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