I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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