Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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