i would punch a child for taco bell
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
