dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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