I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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