Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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