yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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