I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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