Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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