is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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