I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
no you cant smoke seaweed
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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