careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So vagazzling was a success
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