why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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