The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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