Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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