I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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