I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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