yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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