My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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