we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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