Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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