There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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