i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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