bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We are all done wearing pants today
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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