So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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