Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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