We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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