Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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