you mean i was at the winter classic?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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