Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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