They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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