I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
