She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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