sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
