What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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