man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
