Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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