Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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