I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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