Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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