we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Mom said you looked used
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
