no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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