So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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