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I accidentally burped into my bong.

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(813): View more from Florida

i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.

(212): View more from New York

i hate you

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(940): View more from Texas

She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.

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(845): View more from New York

it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we

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(773): View more from Illinois

It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar

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(970): View more from Colorado

OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.

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