We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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