sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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