We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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