you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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