She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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