yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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