we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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