we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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