Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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