Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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