We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Randomize
